This is a real picture...

...of a real note written by our illustrious leader to his lover, uh I mean Sec. of State. I shit you not. My favorite part is the question mark. The, ahem, leader of the free world has to ask somebody who works for him if he can take a whiz? Though the question this leads me to is: if he has to ask, shouldn't somebody know to tell him to go before the big meeting/speechifying starts?