And then I got this one...

These folks don't seem to like husbands for some reason.

Sinalyomm'e' The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Rich folks always talk hard times.Never a lip is curved with pain That can't be kissed into smiles again.
Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life. The search for someone to blame is always successful.

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Children are living jewels dropped unsustained from heaven.
The noblest search is the search for excellence.
Man becomes a slave to his constantly repeated acts. What he at first chooses, at last compels. The drama of life begins with a wail and ends with a sigh.

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.

The proverb warns ''Don't bite the hand that feeds you.'' But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself.There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.
It is the briefest yet wisest maxim which tells us to ''meddle not''.Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.

No man is a success in business unless he loves his work.
I'm never less at leisure than when at leisure, or less alone than when alone.

This one wanted me to see nekkid pictures of Britney Spears and was sent by Appositives Q. Errica. Thanks Appositives!