Mmm... that's good time wasting

Interesting items found at petitiononline.com. Please note I only made it thru the Symbol, #, and A entries, barely a dent. The things I do to avoid doing other things...

Ashlee Simpson,
$1,000,000 & a Pony,
Language of the Future,
Smurfs on DVD,
Prom,
28th Amendment,
Vacation,
50 Cent naked,
64 oz Malt Liquor, Matt860,
Gackt's b-day,
Ninjas to get Saddam,
Pop Princesses,
Sexy Estonians,
A Fanbolt Mod on the OC,
Olsen Twins Nekkid,
Mike Tyson,
Kid Needs Computer,
Free Internet,
A Petition to Allow Sheep... in Suburban Neighborhoods Petition,
Request for Babes,
Ann Coulter needs food,
Nat'l Food--Cup o' Noodles,
Down w/Volkswagen Golf,
I don't Like Mondays,
Abolish the Internet(s),
Afghani Wombat Abuse,
Adam & Steve,
Add "Queef" to the Dictionary,
Add 6 hours to every day,
Steve Zissou shoes,
One-Legged Weasels...,
Let the Silly Rabbit eat Trix,
Fake Mustaches in Alabama churches,
Left Shoe is King of the World,
Bubbies!,
Amanda=Sexy,
Yo God,
Harold & Kumar,
Andy's Scary Feet,
Anti-LOL