Conspiracy-a-Go-Go

I'm a sucker for a good conspiracy theory.

Talking to a friend earlier about the latest addition to the anti-Xenuites. When Mr. C first started exhibiting his strange behavior last year--jumping on couches, etc.--we were reading Time and Salon articles on the church of L. Ron and what all they believe. Today, she told me that she doesn't believe: a) he got her pregnant, b) she was even pregnant. She thinks the kiddo was adopted.

Then, I come across this.